Dead or Alive 5 Has a Breast Engine Like No Other

It looks like Team Ninja is trying to make up for that putrid mess they called Ninja Gaiden III. While the company and the Dead or Alive series have always had great reverence for breasts, this seems to take their level of excruciating detail to a new level.

According to Famitsu, Team Ninja leader Yosuke Hayashi has revealed that Dead or Alive 5‘s breast engine will be influenced by costumes, and will change physics for the funbags on the fly. To add to the excitement for all the lonely mouth-breathing neckbeards slobbering at the slightest sighting of cleavage, all costumes have varying transparency. Nip slips and beads of sweat have not been confirmed, but we wouldn’t put it past them.

Somewhere, someone is getting turned on by this news. It’s YOU, isn’t it?

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