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DMC’s Soundtrack Is, Uh…

Were you worried about how Ninja Theory was handling the upcoming reboot of the punishingly classic Devil May Cry? You know, their horrible history with combat in games, the lack of white hair…

Well, I’ve got great news for you! Previews for the game tell us that it plays excellently, Dante apparently gains his white hair intermittently during combat, somehow, and on and on about more good news. You can add to that now with the soundtrack, which assuredly adds a profound amount of emotional depth to every individual’s personal experience whilst playing as the demon slayer.

Oh, wait. We just kind of listened to it, and, well… we’re sorry. We had nothing to do with this, honest. If you have guts resistant to instant vomiting, please, listen to the track below and let us know how hell itself is.

 


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GP Chris 11 pts

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

GP Valentin 21 pts

 GP Chris If you read the comments you'll find out. 

GP Chris 11 pts

 GP Valentin So they've now weaponized music? When will this endless militarization end? D:

GP Valentin 21 pts

 GP Chris Sorry I mean't on the music's comments, people seem to love that type of music for some reason. I don't think music has been weaponized yet, but sound has. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=k7r-V6rDOpA&NR=1

Nezgroul 41 pts

Oh wow, you must TRY to make something this terrible

Aces High 8 pts

@Nezgroul Is ear cancer a thing? I think this just gave it to me